नाच्दै गर्दा नायीकाको लुगा फुस्कियो..(तस्विर सहित) |

You probably would not see the raucously entertaining number on an American stage. That is too bad, because the act is highly entertaining. Four men show up at the beginning of their act in black robes. Once the music starts they exit off stage only to come back nothing but two round disks of crisp bread on.

The handsome young men continue their dance barely covering their nakedness as they go through a parody of several songs. At the end they break the crisp bread and cover their nakedness with hands as the exit off the stage. The audience screams for more while the judges shake their heads and laugh in surprise.

Though this video originally aired in October of 2011 it is making the rounds on social media once again. Showing us some fun is just timeless.

Jokes: Tom’s wife was hosting a dinner party for some of her close friends, at their summer home.

About Drunk Jokes:
Tom’s wife was hosting a dinner party for some of her close friends, at their summer home. Moment’s before the guests were scheduled to arrive, she asked Tom if he would be ever so gracious to walk a block down to the beach to pick up some fresh snails for the party. On his way to the beach he passed the local bar, and figured he’d stop in for a quick drink before heading down to the beach to search for the snails.

One drink lead to the next, and before he knew it, it was 5:00 in the morning and he hadn’t gotten his wife those snails.

Quickly he hurried down to the beach, picked up a few snails, rushed home, and stumbled up the front steps, dropping the snails.

At that moment, his wife angrily opened the door asking him where he had been and how he had ruined her party.

Tom, looked towards the snails and said “C’mon you slow pokes! Just a few more steps and we’re there!”

यो हप्तामा सब भन्दा बडी हेरिएको कमेडी भिडिओ ! हेर्नुहोस मजा लिनुहोस् !!!

Ek palta auta american chaina bata nepal hudai america farkadai rahe6, tetikaima uslai window bata hand nikalnu man lage6 ra usle hand bahira nikale6,,,tetikaima uslai chisoo feel vaye6,,ani usle soche6 nepal ko himal(mount everest) aye6 vanera,,ek6in ma feri hand nikale6 halka tato feel vaye6,,ani soche6 tarai aye6 vanera,,,,kehi chin pachi feri hand bahira nikale6 ani hand vitra lada ta usle lagako ring nai gayab,,,ani rishaudai vane6 sala dhoti ko thau bihar (INDIA) po aaye6,,,!! lolz

हास्न को लागि तयार भएर यो भिडिओ हेर्नु होस् !

यो तलको भिडिओ हेर्न माथि को बक्स मा click गर्नु होला !!

जोक्स : 

A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name.

 After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be?  You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."

यो भिडिओ हेर्नुहोस, तपाई हासेर मर्नु भएन भने त् के !!! भिडिओ हेरेर हास्ता हास्ता भुडी बाउ डी यो भने kantepur.blogspot.com लाई दोस नदिनु होला !!!

यो तलको भिडिओ हेर्न माथिको बोक्स मा click गर्नुहोस !!!

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A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

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What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

फिलिपिनी र नेपाली बीचको सेक्स भिडिओ (Jokes)

 Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!
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What is
wife……………….. ?
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Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
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Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
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Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
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. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
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. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..

हास्ता हास्ता पेट नै बाउडीने जोक्सहरु, एक पल्ट अबस्य पड्नु होला !

Lstest Funny Jokes:

worrying doesn’t solve tomorrow’s trouble,
instead it takes away today’s Peace so don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with smile”.
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A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi
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Jitni Shiddat Se Usne Mujhe Zakham Diye Hain Faraz…
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Utni Raftaar Se To Shoib Akhtar Bowling Nahi Karata. face-smile.png
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Holding on to anger is like
grasping a hot coal with
the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds
and success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
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Mujhko Ruswa Sar-E-Mehfil To Na Karwaya Kare,
Kash Aansu Meri Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Jaya Kare,

Aye Hawa! Maine To Bas Unka Pata Puchha Tha,
Ab Kahani To Har Baat Ki Na Ban Jaya Kare,

Bas Bahut Dekh Liye Khwab Suhane Din Ke,
Ab Wo Baaton Ki Rifaqat Se Na Behlaya Kare,

Ek Musibat To Nahi Tooti So Ab Is Dilse,
Jis Kayamat Ne Guzarna Ho Guzar Jaya Kare,

Jiske Khwabon Ko Main Aankhon Mein Saja Kar Rakhun,
Iski Khushbu Kabhi Mujhko Bhi To Mehkaya Kare…