फिलिपिनी र नेपाली बीचको सेक्स भिडिओ (Jokes)

 Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
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As years go,U may loose ur Hair, Teeth &
Eyesight.But not ur Talent, Brightness &
Intelligence.
Bcoz,U can never loose which U don’t have:-D:-P

Short But True !!!
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What is
wife……………….. ?
.
.
Fauji :
Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai
Aur
Hum Bivi Se.
.
.
Mochi :
Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta
Hoon
Aur Bivi Meri .
.
.
Teacher : Mai School Mein
Lecture Deta Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se
Sunta Hn .
.
. Officer :
Mai Office Mein Boss
Hoon Aur Ghr
Mein Nokar .
.
. Judge :
Main Court May Faisle
Sunata Hoon
Aur Ghar Mein Khud
Insaaf Ki
Bheekh Mangta hu..